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The last single from our upcoming EP “If You Survive” (out Oct 3) is called Fool’s Gold and it’s available everywhere now.

You can also subvert all streaming sites by purchasing it directly from our Bandcamp. Or just play it

We had a blast talking to @james.vanosdol with @carconcarne about bootlegged Manowar tees and spite whistles the other night. Link in bio or stories now. Thanks for having us on!

Stare at the Sun is the first single off our upcoming EP entitled “If You Survive”, out October 3, and is streaming everywhere/available on Bandcamp NOW.

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MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT: Hi👋🏼

Our new EP, “Come Home” is out now, streaming everywhere and available for purchase on Bandcamp and SoundCloud as well. Multiple links in our bio if you have a few extra clicks left in you. Thanks for listening! 🟥

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