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Our new EP LP is out today and it is a total beaut! Side A is our EP “Come Home” from May, and Side B is our EP from October “If You Survive.&rdqu

We had an absolute blast at @npr in DeKalb yesterday recording a session and interview for @sessionswnij! The episode will air on @wnij in the coming weeks, we’ll keep ya posted. Huge thanks to Spencer and Mike for the hospitality!

PRE XMAS RIPPER w/ @nofuckingmen @dauber_or_else and @scufband coming up next month!

If You Survive has been out for a week- thanks to my dude José the airbrusher at the Kankakee County Fair for his interpretation of the title (idea shamelessly stolen from an old @meatwaveband shirt). Thanks for listening if you have, and if y

EVERYONE WISH ANNIE A HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SHE DESERVES IT FOR BEING THE BEST BANDMATE AND FRIEND ANYONE COULD ASK FOR.

Thanks for always being down to go along with whatever wackass ideas we come up with, as well as the trust with recording and playing

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